Welcome to Lingerie Confessions: Tales of Lace, Love, and Life’s Little Disasters
I’m Lilu Lille—lingerie designer, eternal romantic, and someone who has somehow managed to collect a series of dating misadventures that range from the hilarious to the utterly bizarre. If you’re ready for some laughs, a touch of romance, and plenty of lace, then you’ve come to the right place.
Now, Lilu is not my real name and you might wonder why I’m using a nom de plume. Well, let’s just say that with the intimate details revealed here, it’s probably best to keep things a little discreet. Some secrets are better told in lace than shouted from the rooftops!
It all started in 1988. (I know, I know, ancient history, right?) I was 20, about to embark on my journey to fashion college, dreaming of becoming the next big name in design. One fateful Valentine’s Day, my boyfriend at the time handed me a beautiful silk camisole and matching French panties. It was an awakening. The second I touched that delicate lace, something shifted inside me—this was what femininity and confidence felt like. And while the relationship itself lacked spark (and fizzled soon after), my love for lingerie was here to stay.
Since that moment, lingerie has been my passion—my creative outlet, my muse, and sometimes, my armour. But here’s the thing: as much as I love lace, silk, and perfectly placed straps, my love life has been, well… less glamorous. Let’s just say that while I’ve become an expert in lingerie design, I’ve also become quite experienced in the art of romantic mishaps.
Along the way, I’ve travelled the world—from the neon lights of Tokyo to the vibrant chaos of India and the fast-paced energy of China—collecting not just beautiful lingerie, but some unforgettable (and often ridiculous) stories.
From dating a bodyguard in Tokyo to waking up to find someone had stolen my knickers (yes, really—it’s a long story), every experience has left its mark—some in ways I didn’t expect—and often resulted in me channelling my romantic disasters into new lingerie designs. Who knew heartbreak could be so inspiring? Turns out, nothing sparks creativity like a good breakup and a bottle of wine!
Here at Lingerie Confessions, you’ll get a front-row seat to all the chaos, joy, and laughs that have come with my search for love. So, whether you’re here for the stories, the fashion, or just a good laugh, pour yourself a glass of wine, get comfortable, and better still, get out your sexy lace!
Join me on this whirlwind journey through Japan, India, and China, where I’ll be sharing stories of flings, flops, and fabulous lingerie creations along the way. Because while I may not have found The One yet, I’ve found something just as valuable: a lifetime of stories, laughter, and beautiful lingerie.
Welcome to Lingerie Confessions—where love may be unpredictable, but the lingerie is always perfect.
With silk, secrets, and a smile – LxLx
